Top Ten Things Overheard Today When My Husband’s Computer Crashed
(Before I left for a long walk in the deep snow.)
10. Huh, my computer isn’t working properly.
9. Yes, I can figure it out myself.
8. What the bleep? I can’t figure out what’s going on here.
7. Bleep, bleep, bleep. Now it’s locking up in Safe Mode!
6. Wait a minute, I think it’s working.
5. It froze up again. Bleep!
4. I wish it would stop bleeping snowing.
3. Takes two bleeping days to reinstall these bleeping programs.
2. BLEEP! I haven’t backed up my bleeping computer in a bleeping month.
1. This BLEEPING piece of BLEEP is BLEEPING me off.
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