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Up In Smoke

The convenience store sign read: Buy 3 packs, save $1.50. Buy two packs, save $.60. If you are going to kill yourself, you might as well save money. I have congestive heart failure. It is caused by a condition called cardiomyopathy. I was attacked by a virus 11 years ago and got this condition which causes an enlarged heart. I never smoked anything. My cardiologist says smoking is responsible for 90% of his business.  So smoke 'em if you got 'em, or you could just stick needles in your eyes.

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