The most fun part of grocery shopping for me (other than looking at all the raw meat) is the checkout line. That’s where I get to catch up on all my reading while the lady in front of me fumbles through a purse filled with more than 7,000 coupons, trying to save 5 cents on a box of Oreos.
This week all the tabloids, the fashion mags and the scandal sheets are focusing on one of my favorite celebs, Kim Kardashian.
Kim just had a baby with rapper bad boy Kanye West and now she and the baby, North, are the talk of the town (yes I wrote North because that’s the baby’s name). Does anyone want to guess the sex of the baby?
So I thought I would list the top 10 reasons why we need to see Kim Kardashian’s face plastered on the cover of every magazine in every checkout line in every grocery store in every town in every country in the free world.
The Top 10 Reasons Why Baby North and Mommy Kim Are Special:
No. 10 – Because her water probably broke, just like every other woman who ever had a baby. That’s special.
No. 9 – Because she had the baby in a hospital, like most other women in the modernized world do. That’s special.
No. 8 – Because Kim’s cervix probably dilated just like every other woman in the world that has had a baby. That’s special.
No. 7 – Because her mom and sisters got excited about the baby, just like every other grandmother and aunt in the world got excited when their young relatives were born. That’s special.
No. 6 – Because the baby came out head first just like most babies do. That’s special.
No. 5 – Because a doctor helped to deliver the baby just like every other child birth in the modernized world. That’s special.
No. 4 – Because her labor pains hurt, just like every other woman who has ever has a baby. That’s special.
No. 3 – Because daddy Kanye is changing diapers (according to tabloid reports), just like any other real man does who shares in the duties of raising a child. That’s special.
No. 2 – Because on the day North was born, there were only 367,259 other babies born. That’s special.
And the No. 1 reason why Kardashian baby North and her mother Kim are special – Because Kim herself was actually born once (probably her life’s most significant accomplishment). Now that’s something really special.
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