Against my will, I agreed to go with my wife to her 40-year high school class reunion.
We were sitting at a table when I noticed that she kept looking at this man sitting at a table all by himself.
He was obviously drunk, swinging his whiskey glass back and forth in between sips of the brown liquid.
“Do you know that guy?” I asked her.
“Yes,” she sighed. “He’s my old boyfriend. We broke up just before graduation. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.”
“My God!” I exclaimed, “Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?”
That’s when the fight started . . .
Causes John Haslam Supports
I support the Constitution of the United States of America.
I support St. Jude's Hospital.
I believe in GOD.