A guy is walking along a secluded beach just west of Panama City Beach, Florida, when he notices a funny looking lump in the sand, just above the high-tide ridge. He kneels down and digs in the sand with his hands and discovers a genie’s lamp buried there.
He picks up the lamp and gives it a hard rub on the side.
A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The guy thinks for a moment and says, “I would like to live forever.”
“Sorry,” the genie says, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life. Can you think of something else?”
“OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the federal debt.”
“You are a crafty little bastard,” said the genie.
“Why, because I outsmarted you?” the man asked.
“No, because you live in Panama City Beach.”
Causes John Haslam Supports
I support the Constitution of the United States of America.
I support St. Jude's Hospital.
I believe in GOD.