Jessie Lee's Biography

26 Wishes

I wish that I was a baller

I wish that right now I had exactly one thousand three hundred and thirty three dollars and thirteen cents in my pocket

I wish that I were cool enough to pull off a fedora

I wish that I didn’t wish for so much

I wish my wishes came true

I wish the truth didn’t matter as much as it does

I wish the truth didn’t get me into so much trouble…like if I told you what I was doing right now, would you call the police?

I wish I knew.

I wish you were wondering, however so slightly, if I am telling the truth

I wish (very secretly) that I were a Vampire warrior princess who enslaved men and cursed her enemies into the Oblivion

I wish that I didn’t see dead people

I wish that I were about 20% prettier then I am now (though I’m not really sure what that would entail)

I wish that I had a chainsaw

I wish you’d ask me what I want to do with that chainsaw….

...never mind…don’t ask…

I wish that I had a crown as regal as Anne Boleyn’s and I would refuse to take it off no matter where I went

I wish I had a British accent or was at least really good at faking one and if I was I would use it all the time to mess with people’s heads and annoy my family

I wish I cared more about my carbon foot-print

I wish I cared enough to quit smoking

I wish this beer I’m drinking were colder

I wish beer would always be plentiful…let them drink beer, I would say!

I wish I could live forever, but die when I wanted to

I wish my cat would stop staring at me with his creepy, slitty eyes

…(dude, you’re freaking me out)…

I wish to be a great author one day.

I wish you wished I wished you cared.