Jeremy Geiger's Biography

JEREMY GEIGER is a writer, an artist, and a Pacific Northwest native. In addition to authoring several blogs and numerous Web sites, Jeremy has published possibly the most boring books that you've never read...those lovely pieces of disposable literature known as software programming guides. He is certified in a bunch of even less interesting computer science and security whatnots, and was the original writer of the official Xbox Developer's newsletter, X and the City, under the pseudonym The Xbox Cabana Boy.

On the personal side, "Plays well with others; Thinks too much" was allegedly written on his 7th grade report card, which by coincidence was possibly falsified in a failed attempt to obscure a D in Pre-Algebra.

Jeremy's artwork has been shown in the Los Angeles Times, the Pasadena Weekly, and solo exhibitions. His panoramic technical diatribes can sometimes be read in the internals of your computer, although, as with most of the things he's published, you'll likely never see them because you stopped reading when you saw the word "software." And he's OK with that. Otherwise, you can see much of his work on his personal blog, Metroknow, humor pieces on his self-indulgent humor site, bedarkened.com, or on his latest blog, AlmostFit.com.