First time readers, kindly read the first entry for October 27, 2012, when this story began:
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"Because they're guys . . . "
We were discussing the propensity of men to leave the door to the bathroom open while they pee. Women open the cold tap to the sink full force and bolt the door.
They can open doors, pull out our chairs, take our coats, kiss us on the head and call us "baby," but they still leave the bathroom door open while they urinate, calling over their shoulders to ask us to "open a couple of beers."
I blame my Redroom friends Katherine Gregor and Michael Seidel for my descent into this rather pithy description of the interaction between men, women and modern plumbing.
They're grownups. They can take it.