Two of my favorite characters are Miss Spinster and Judge I.M. Oldenbald. I like them because they wear the same clothes much of the time. Judge Oldenbald has lots of liver spots on his bald pate and smells musty. Miss Spinster teaches school. Their conversations are boring. Until Judge Oldenbald begins talking about sex.
Another of my favorite characters is Doc. He's incredibly hot and he's in love with DJ.
Hank had a snowmobile accident when he was younger. He walks with a cane. DJ loves him and Doc is almost bereft.
The one I personally can't stand is Steve. No fictional death is gruesome enough for him. He's that obnoxious. Before he dies, though, I imagine him sitting at a bar next to Caroline. She will drive him crazy in less than 12 minutes. So crazy, he'll be driven to suicide, or almost, until the wind whips up as he's speeding down the road on his motorcycle.
They all live in a little town that I made up. That's where the story begins.