First time readers, kindly read the post immediately preceding this one, where this story began . . .
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Him: "Your profile says you're liberal. Too bad. You're kinda cute."
Me: "I just got WAY cuter."
Him: "Get on a plane to Houston."
Me: "I'm standing in the ticket line. There are no seats on flying pigs that stop in Dowagiac en route from Cincinnati. Thanks for the kind thoughts."