Jack Carlson's Writings

I started writing bad computer advice because I belonged to a forum in which there was a wealth of really good advice being dispensed every day, and well, I just couldn't compete in that arena. I needed to find my niche, my own voice. I needed to share what I knew best; what not to do with your computer. Despite how it may appear, writing bad advice is not easy. I spend seconds of time researching my many computer books, consulting various informative web sites and speaking to people with years of experience working on a variety of systems...then getting roaring drunk, downing a handful of expired medication of dubious origin, and once my remaining brain cells are sufficiently addled, staggering around the house until by some miracle I find not only my computer chair, but also my keyboard, and manage to find enough of the right keys to compose what passes for an entry. I am truly dedicated to my art.”