They haven't announced it yet, but the folks over at SETI, the ones looking for a message from space aliens, finally got a call last week. It came from somewhere over by the Andromeda galaxy, and now they're trying to put together a short message to send back to the aliens. Here are the top ten messages SETI could send back to the aliens:

1. “Sorry, do we know you?”

2. “Say, how are you guys fixed for water?”

3. “Beware of Dog!”

4. “Party! Ten o'clock. Sirius. BYOB.”

5. “Planet for Sale. Cheap fixer-upper.”

6. “Recipient does not accept unsolicited calls.”

7. “Harry? Is that you?”

8. “You guys know anything about oil leaks?”

9. “Can you spare a couple of bucks till payday?”

10. “Have you heard the good news about Jesus?”