Executives from a major studio announced the format of a new reality show along with a description of the first four episodes.   It will star Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan who will play themselves.

Episode one will show clips of the two ladies at various parties.  Live, the hostess will get the two to explain what was going on, who else was there and what they were snorting and drinking.

Episode two will feature clips from police files showing their arrests and bookings.  The girls, with the prompting of the host, will titillate us with insider jokes about the police stations, the jails, the cops, bail bondsmen and other aspects of the justice system.

Episode three will concentrate on court appearances.  Paris and Lindsey will demonstrate their acting skills by showing remorse, anger, irritability, sorrow, nonchalance, and others.

Episode four will talk about their appearances, or absences, at community service activities.  The ladies will regale us with anecdotes from their work while fim clips are shown.

Additional episodes are under development.  The executive producer, Mario Shwartzheimer, gave this statement: "This isn't a reality show, it's the first unreality show."