Faux News Network Spokesman: It is my great pleasure to announce that Faux News Network in association with Strange Worlds Online presents the official launch party for Hank Quense's new novel, Zaftan Miscreants: Book 2 of the Zaftan Trilogy.
Ms. Marcia Hammerhead will be the Mistress of Ceremonies for the party. You can watch her recent interview with Mr. Quense on Youtube
And now, here is Ms Hammerhead.
Ms. Hammerhead: I don't know why I have to do this stuff. I hate genre fiction. Especially Quense's fiction. Unfortunately, I need the money, so here goes.
This launch party is a virtual scavenger hunt. If you go to various websites and find the correct pages, you can accumulate prizes that aren't virtual, they're real stuff. However, if you're looking for true literature, you're out of luck. The prizes are all trashy genre stuff.
First off, go the website http://strangeworldsonline.com. This is the home page. Your job is to find the Zaftan Miscreants main page. On that page you'll see what you won.
Next, go to Facebook, find the Strange Worlds Online page and click on "like". (Why you would 'like' this escapes me.) This entitles you to win one, possibly two ebooks filled with genre garbage. If you're unlucky, you may even win an ebook copy of Tales From Gundalrland, more of Quense's drivel.
Personally, I think you should skip this scavenger hunt, get a copy of Moby Dick or Shakespeare's plays and read some true literature.
But, what do I know? By the way, don't bother to watch the interview. It's terrible.
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