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Princess Leia's Mom

When I was nine years old I called Debbie Reynolds "Mom." I was in a show with Harve Presnell, an actor my generation would probably most recognize as Mr. Springbrook from "Old School" or as Wade Gustafson from "Fargo."

Long before those films he was my Daddy Warbucks. 8 times a week he rescued me from an orphanage.  He was just the guy to do it. At least 6'4" and with the most resonant and booming voice I've ever had the pleasure to hear daily, Harve was monumentally dashing and formidable and lovely and sweet.

Long before Harve was my fictional benefactor, he was Debbie's. The two starred in the film version of "The Unsinkable Molly Brown" and became and remained best friends. Back in 1981 Debbie was coming to visit Harve at our home, the Gershwin Theater and he couldn't wait to introduce his motley band of charges to her. He had us brought to his dressing room and with great gestural fanfare exclaimed, "Kids, this is Debbie Reynolds!"

Silence.

We had no idea who Debbie Reynolds was and greeted her smile with wide-eyed disappointment. But to my persistent glee and grand respect, Ms. Reynolds did not miss a beat, nor betray a moment of insult. She responded, "I'm Princess Leia's mother!" at which point we ran to her arms and covered her with kisses. Thus she became "Mom."

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Hally, this vignette is less deliciously embellished than some of your others in Red Room, but it's consummately written--all pointing to the punch line, Thus she became "Mom."

Hey, you seem for real. With your genius for captivating prose and your fascinating life up to this early point, you must write your memoirs. (Surely sequels to come in the offing.) Best seller! Best seller!  More fame and more fortune! Film contracts! Countless TV appearences! Adulation and not a moment of peace when out in public! You'll thrive.

You said you've almost been famous all your life. Your memoirs will put you over the top.