Caroline Paul's writing-as-toilet-cleaning analogy has struck quite a chord, based on responses to my post of a few days ago. Therein I reported on a meeting of this "Borstian" group at the S.F. Writers Grotto, in which Caroline urged us all to stop thinking about why we're procrastinating on our writing and just get down on our knees and do it. "Sometimes you just have to approach writing as a chore that has to be done," she said (approximately). "Like cleaning the toilet." Many readers have since shared with me their own excretory metaphors for the literary process, most of them either equating writer's block with digestive irregularity or bad first drafts with odoriferous ordure. (Come to think of it, it was at that very same meeting that Elizabeth Bernstein described her recent victories over procrastination as "as if I'd taken creative Metamucil.")
What is this association of literary production with physical ejecta? I've never heard artists and musicians so routinely compare their work to colonic function. I don't mean calling their bad work "shit." Everybody does that. I mean these elaborate recasting of one process as the other. Is it because we sit and strain? Is it because of the way verbal material seems to build up within us and then come surging out? Or are we writers revealing some deeper sense of self-disgust?
Any insights will be appreciated. But right now it's enough to chase me back to my Sisyphus metaphor. At least he worked with his hands....
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I haven't commented to your
I haven't commented to your posts about getting to the writing (or not getting to it) because I feel--please excuse--that I don't want to think about this issue. If I think about it too much, I may feel compelled to stop and think about it too much.
I'm all for this getting on your knees and just doing it. It's work. Get to it. Stop the whinging and just write. Too much thought in the universe seems to be going into the not doing it. If we could plug in the thinking about not to the actual doing, whole huge novels could be written by now.
I'm sure you aren't a true Nora Roberts fan, but at RWA, she said something like, "Stop complaining and write," when a woman asked her how to get over her fear and writer's block.
Stark, informative, but so very true.
So scrubbing the toilet works for me, though I don't think I want to think about the colonic interpretations too much myself.
Happy writing!
Jessica Barksdale Inclan www.jessicabarksdaleinclan.com
Snap out of it!
Gerry, sweetie, enough already. You've gone from obsessing about stopping procrastination to obsessing about trite phrases about stopping procrastination. I think the navel gazing is giving you tunnel vision. I can understand how creativity is a difficult field to be in, cause you have to have self discipline - you have no real outside force pushing you to get it done.
But for those of us who do report to higherups, thats the way to get it done - you HAVE to. It may not be perfect, but you give it your best shot -with the time you have-. It sounds like thats the point of your writing group, but I dont think you take it seriously enough - there really arent any consequences to not doing it. You just say, "I didnt do it", sigh, and everyone else sighs, and you promise to try harder next time. Someone [and in the end, it has to be you] has to stand there and say "Well, why not? Why isnt it done? Thats not acceptable".
The fact that you dont really have a deadline on this is backfiring. You need to decide it has to be done by a date certain [Oct 1?] and start putting out, as it were. :) I cant speak for others, but fear is a good motivator for me. Now get to work! Maire
notes to J - Yay to someone else who knows what whinging is! And Nora Roberts writes good stuff. Ive read a bunch of her books.
Whinging is just so damn
Whinging is just so damn good! No other word will do.
J
Jessica Barksdale Inclan www.jessicabarksdaleinclan.com
Oh, so it's Tough Love time, is it?!
Well, if you think THAT will work on me, you haven't seen my authorial judo! Just try coming at me with your tough love and your Nora Roberts! Two quick moves and I'll be standing frozen in exactly the same spot as before!
you know I love you, right?
*sigh* You've been watching those Jacke Chan movies again, havent you? Well, I guess thats better than endlessly contemplating bodily function metaphors....
Dont make me come out there, Gerard. It wont be pretty. Six months from now you'll be crying on my shoulder and I'll say I told you so. You know you hate it when Im right [all the time]. M
I know there is some line
I know there is some line that my mother used to say, something like, "Don't make me show you how to do it!" And I'd do it because whatever it was wasn't worse than her showing me how and then watching me attempt it myself.
So, Gerard, "Don't make me . . . " etc.
There's some tough love!
J
Jessica Barksdale Inclan www.jessicabarksdaleinclan.com