Not sure where I first heard this, but I woke up from my afternoon nap today thinking:

"The difference between a Democrat and a Republican is that a Democrat uses Vaseline"

Call it an attack of seasonal ennui (or maybe I need to stop reading Sylvia Plath?), but I'm really glad I already voted by mail, or I might not vote at all...and that would take away my future right to b$$$h about the gumm't...wouldn't it?

As H.L. Mencken once said of democracy, "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard."