CORPORATE AMERICAS' RANSOM NOTE TO WASHINGTON

                                                [a satire]

   To the concerned parties of these  United Estates. We, the Corporate entity , with serveral trillion in our collective assets as leverage would like to cut a deal in regards to your forthcoming 'Stimulus Packages' and make  a proposal of how they should be used and distributed.

   We understand that 'Economic Recovery' is an objective you deeply desire, Yet if you neglect or refuse to "bow-down" and defer to the collective monetary might  of the corporate realm we will have no other choice but to slow down  the economic reversal of misfortune in the job market.

    And unless you cease and discease fromextending out your hand to collect taxes from any corporate establishment or, fortune 500 structure, we will contiue to protect our profits and our shareholders investments by laying off another ten thiousand workers, in order to bring the Treasury Department to its' knee under the fallout of a trillion dollar deficit created by unemployment benifits in the next two years.

    Rumors that we are operating under the obsessive-delusion of one day giving birth to the first corporate goverment created by the wealthy for the wealthy is simply that, a Rumor!! Be not dismayed by Hailiburton,Enron,or Fannie and Freddie; it is simply a case of manifest destiny that the goverment should takeover the banking industry in the wake of so much wholesale malfeasance!

    Therefore it is paramount that all relief monies' be funnel to and thru a established Corporate entity without futher taxation immediately!!! In order to avoid any futher  theHigh -Anxiety and Panic  Attacks that seem to haunt the American psyche  lately and ,which is  presently flourishing in our country.

     We have seen the terrorist..and they are Us.