Dark Waters by Gabriella Hewitt

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I have to confess I have a crush on a tv star. Yup. In all my years of watching tv and movies I never thought any actor cute. Not even pop stars. Just never got into "fake" men. Sorry but guys in make should only stick to Broadway or the circus.Then along comes reality tv and I think they are all fake wannbe actors. Losers with way too much drama. But yet I must confess I have become a reality tv junkie.Finally, I found a show where I watch these two brothers (and maybe b/c it is 2 brothers - Erotic Fantasy LOL)  and I am all in love. Yup. Crazy but true. But wait for it..... they are exterminators! I kid you not. I am crushing on a guy that kills bugs! HAHAHAHAI know! What happened to the romantic notion of a knight in shining armor and a sword? Nope, I got a man in a black pick-up truck with skulls and crossbones weilding a can of Raid.Anyway, they are insane and blonde. Well,  dyed blonde (which is porbably worse) My husband knows about it and rolls his eyes. Honestly it is stupid. I am what... 33? and I am crushing like a school girl. Seriously, I get all showered up and plunk down in my bed and wait for them. It is sick. Even worse I have my kids watching with me. HEHEHEAnyway, I am in love with Ricky the younger love lorn brother with the long blonde hair. It is seriously wrong. Had to tell you because my other girlfriends know and they think I am a hoot. Can't figure what I see in this guy. I guess everyone normally wants Brad Pitt or George Clooney but to me they are  so not real and I would never in a million years have a chance to bag that.Okay, okay, Ricky is not exactly drool material. He's not the hero type but I will find a story for him. And yes, my taste in men is weird.  Hey, I also like a German punk rocker from Tokio Hotel who is 20 years old. Heck the kid is not even old enough to drink beer in the US, although in Euroupe he's legal. ROFLOH BTW, yes this one is older.. way older...he's 39. And, no, I have no discrimanting taste what so ever. I like Ricky the younger brother. He's the one without the cool hat (I want one) but the guy with the long blonde hair, goatee and cool glasses. He's not buff but lean and wirey. Strange but I seem to like this body shape. ( I guess it is b/c it is the way I found my dh when he was young and 21 but he has not stayed that way. He's getting fat with a spare tire ((sigh)) I guess three kids in and being married to a writer will do that to you.) Anyway, if you are crazy like me and are into guys with studs, leather pants and black trucks loaded with animal traps and bug spray, check out BILLY THE EXTERMINATOR. http://www.aetv.com/billy-the-exterminator/meet-crew/