In order to bring more readers to my blog, I've decided to implement a rewards program. For every blog you comment on, you will earn a point. Collect points like cash and redeem for the things you can't live without, such as
* the chance to meet the holey socks that co-starred in my sock blogs
* the opportunity to eat cheesecake paired with kosher dill pickles
* a seance with members of the Dead Pen Society
* a counting lesson taught by 1000-sheet toilet paper rolls
* a behind the scenes cooking demonstration by Chef E, who will make her famous chocolate brownie-cookie-puddingcake custard
* and much, much more.
To find out how you can redeem your points, just call 1-800-ha ha ha.
Certain restrictions may apply.
Void where prohibited.
Causes Eva Schlesinger Supports
Center For Young Women's Development
Alameda County Library Foundation