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Humor Workshop

Dec.11.2011

I will be leading a five-day humor workshop at the Santa Barbara Writers Conference in June, including daily lectures, fun in-class exercises, and read and critique sessions every day.

Ernie's Latest Blogs

Mar.20.2013 - 6:56 pm
Last year I joined the Community Film Studio of Santa Barbara -- the world's first not-for-profit, community-operated, feature motion picture production studio. They said they...
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Mar.20.2013 - 6:55 pm
Last year I joined the Community Film Studio of Santa Barbara -- the world's first not-for-profit, community-operated, feature motion picture production studio. They said they...
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Aug.20.2012 - 6:02 pm
Over the last few weeks, I’ve seen more examples of culture than an ear, nose and throat specialist. First we went to Los Angeles to see “Levitated Mass” the largest thing ever...
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Apr.07.2012 - 1:34 pm
I was having one of those weird 3 a.m. dreams. I was trying to get somewhere, but I couldn’t seem to make any forward progress. It was like my feet were stuck. Then I heard a loud...
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Comments from Ernie

Aug.25.2011 - 7:00 pm
In response to: Doing the Shuffle
But you're more likely to see me in a toe fungus commercial :)
Aug.25.2011 - 6:56 pm
In response to: Doing the Shuffle
If I made your Monday morning exciting, I feel like a complete success :)
Dec.06.2010 - 7:43 pm
In response to: Food For Thought
to your husband. I always feel obligated to eat the whole thing! Thanks for commenting. Ernie
May.02.2010 - 7:50 am
In response to: Sacré Bleu!
Worst part... I didn't even get one of those T-shirts that say: My wife went to France and all I got was this lousy T-...
Jan.23.2010 - 9:30 am
In response to: Passing the Torch
The Stooges were my favorite as a kid! Maybe that's part of my problem today. Though all the accidents in this story...

Published Reviews

A Year in the Life of a "Working" Writer.
Dec.31.2009
Published by Santa Barbara Independent
Montecito Journal columnist Ernie Witham writes to achieve what many consider to be the highest of all arts: generating laughs. His new A Year in the Life of a "Working" Writer...