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The 237 Best Things Ever Said about Retirement
The World's Best Retirement Book (Over 125,000 Copies Sold and Published in 9 Languages)
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My latest project for the retired and soon-to-be retired is the retirement gift  (an E-book in PDF format) called The 237 Best Things Ever Said about Retirement.

This E-book is the ultimate collection of retirement quotations and retirement sayings placed in over 40 categories for easy reference. It makes great reading for just about everyone — particularly for the retired and soon-to-be retired.

Of course, quotations can be a great source of knowledge and wisdom. They stimulate creative thought, remind you of cherished experiences, and give you insights you otherwise wouldn't acquire. From a collection amassed over many years, The 237 Best Things Ever Said about Retirement is a wonderful assortment of some of the most unpredictable, ridiculous, outrageous, humorous, motivational, and inspirational quotations about RETIREMENT.

You can place The 237 Best Things Ever Said about Retirement on your website as an important retirement resource for your readers and clients.

Alternatively, you can place links to my two websites where people can download this E-book (a $9.97 Value) for free:

      Creative Free E-books at The Real Success Resource Center 

      The Retirement Gifts Cafe

If you would like a JPG of cover of the E-book for your website, let me know.

Ernie Zelinski
Author of the Bestseller How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free
(Over 125,000 copies sold and published in 7 foreign languages)
and the International Bestseller The Joy of Not Working
(Over 250,000 copies sold and published in 17 languages)

Featured at www.thejoyofnotworking.com

Hee are some of the work quotes and retirement quotes in the book. 

We have a manufactured vision of what retirement is, and that doesn't necessarily correlate with reality. Unless you have a well-thought-out scenario, you're going to be in for a shock at retirement.
- Paul Allen, 64, a self-employed software developer in Dallas

Everyone who does not work has a scheme that does.
- Munder's Law

One of the saddest things is that the only thing that a man can do for eight hours a day, day after day, is work. You can't eat eight hours a day nor drink for eight hours a day nor make love for eight hours all you can do for eight hours is work. Which is the reason why man makes himself and everybody else so miserable and unhappy.
— William Faulkner

Statistics indicate that, as a result of overwork, modern executives
are dropping like flies on the nation's golf courses.
— Ira Wallach 

More men are killed by overwork than the importance of the world justifies.
— Rudyard Kipling
Nothing makes a man so selfish as work.
— George Bernard Shaw

A champion of the workingman has never been known to die of overwork.
— Robert Frost

It [my retirement plan] will involve living on a private island, with a genius chef, cigars and fine wines. Beyonce [my wife] will be on the island too. But I don't think she plan to get as fat as me. I'm gonna be fat. That's what I enjoy. That's the payback for all the hard work.
- American rapper Jay-Z

Work is the curse of the drinking class.
— Oscar Wilde

So much work, so few women to do it.
— Unknown wise person

A woman's work, grave sirs, is never done.
— Mrs. Eusden

If a woman's work is never done, she should start earlier.
— Ron Stevens

Let us be grateful to Adam: he cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us the curse of labor.
— Mark Twain 

The property boom has made us all feel wealthy, but unfortunately it has lulled many of those nearing retirement into a false sense of security.
- Noel Whittaker

Retirement: When you have given so much of yourself to the Company that you don't have anything left that the company can use.
- Author Unknown

The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
- George Foreman

Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight.
- from Graffiti for the Enlightened Soul

If I'd known that retirement was going to be this good I'd have done it the day after I left school !!!
- Mickey White (who lives in the United Kingdom and wrote to Ernie Zelinski about his
retirement book.)

I used to have dreams that I died at my desk.
Now that I've retired, I don't have those dreams anymore.
- Haselback

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Noel Coward

Work is much more fun than fun.  --Noel Coward

I'm taking a wild guess that this quote isn't in your new book.