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World's best Tom Swifties

1)  "That's the last time I'll ever pet a lion!" Tom said, offhandedly.

2)  "I'm never anywhere on time," Tom related.

3)  "I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!" Tom said, Dolefully.

4)  "I'll never sleep on the railroad tracks again!" Tom said, beside himself.

5)  "I'll have to send that telegram again," Tom said, remorsefully.

6)  "I can't stand Hamlet," Tom said, disdainfully.

7)  "I love camping," Tom said, intently.

8)  "That's the third electric shock I've gotten today!" Tom said, revoltedly.

9)  "I'd better change that to a B+," Tom remarked.

10)  "I need to dig that trench again," Tom said, remotely.

11)  "The fishing around here is really lousy!" Tom said, without debate.

12)  "I won't let a flat tire get me down," Tom said, without despair.

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Tom Swift!

Tom Swift books were some of the first books I ever checked out of the public library. I'm actually going to print this out, because well these are definitely words to live by.

Thomas Dotson

Red Room Staff