In observing our three cats, we observe nearly identical daily itineraries.......
1) Sleeping: 15 hours/day
2) Staring out of windows: 8 hours/day
3) Eating: 2 minutes/day
4) Licking their naughty bits/miscellaneous grooming activities: 58 minutes/day
All of the above can be observed in lions in the wild except for item 2. Since, presumably, windows did not exist before humans, what do/did lions do with these 8 unaccounted for hours?
On perhaps a realated note.....why do all those wildlife program announcers always whisper like they're at a golf match? Are they worried they might make an orangutan miss a putt or something?
And how about those malpractice ads? "Have you suffered illness, injury or death as a result of taking Darnitall? Our attorneys at TurboShyster can get you a settlment fast!"
"Dear TurboShyster. I'm currently dead, as a result of taking Darnitall. Do you think you can get me some cash?"
One of these days I'll have it all figured out. I'm still learning
Causes Eric Nichols Supports
Free Burma Rangers, Partners Ministries (Thailand), Literacy council of Alaska, Access Alaska.