Look at that, by jumpin' Jiminy!
Here comes Santa down the chiminy
With a sack across his shoulder
Every year he looks much older
I can't say I really blame him,
All those kids, he just can't tame 'em
Every year they get more greedy
No wonder that he looks so seedy
It really is a bit disturbin'
Forget the cookies, he needs some Bourbon
Causes Eric Nichols Supports
Free Burma Rangers, Partners Ministries (Thailand), Literacy council of Alaska, Access Alaska.