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My Nastygram

I'm normally a very patient and tolerant guy.  However, there's one class of sub-human scum for which I have zero tolerance....scam artists.  I was compelled to respond to a phishing "artist" with the following.  Feel free to use this as a template for your very own nastygram,  and modify to your own specifications, at no charge whatsoever.  You will thank me.


"Dear" phishing administrator:

    I will supply you my user name and password the day I see the Pope in Speedos riding a unicycle through St. Peter's Basilica.
    I can't believe "people" like you still think anyone is stupid enough to fall for your scam. If Hell didn't already exist, I am absolutely certain God would create it just for you and your ilk. May you be simultaneously afflicted with every loathsome disease known to man, and any future undiscovered ailment.
   Have a horrendous eternity.

Your only friend,