I'm normally a very patient and tolerant guy. However, there's one class of sub-human scum for which I have zero tolerance....scam artists. I was compelled to respond to a phishing "artist" with the following. Feel free to use this as a template for your very own nastygram, and modify to your own specifications, at no charge whatsoever. You will thank me.
"Dear" phishing administrator:
I will supply you my user name and password the day I see the Pope in Speedos riding a unicycle through St. Peter's Basilica.
I can't believe "people" like you still think anyone is stupid enough to fall for your scam. If Hell didn't already exist, I am absolutely certain God would create it just for you and your ilk. May you be simultaneously afflicted with every loathsome disease known to man, and any future undiscovered ailment.
Have a horrendous eternity.
Your only friend,
Causes Eric Nichols Supports
Free Burma Rangers, Partners Ministries (Thailand), Literacy council of Alaska, Access Alaska.