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Ducks and other Anonymities: Epilogue

If you happen to know the aforementioned gold-toothed, big-hatted, oil-painting Japanese lady, or you happen to BE the aforementioned gold-toothed, big-hatted, oil-painting Japanese lady, please give me a jingle.  Number Three Daughter would like you to sign her painting.  That is, if you're still alive.  If you're not, feel free to disregard this notice.