SAMPLES:

Michele we hear is prone to migraines,
So what's the giant ballyhoo?
Flesh to flesh with Mr. Bachmann,
I might get a headache, too.
 
So many women felt his prod,
But Cain is  now at peace with God.
Take your wife and go abroad,
Then mind the proverb, "Spare the rod."
 
Christie's saying, "I'm not ready,"
Despite what's sounding like a draft.
Too big to fail? He could prevail.
Think: William Howard Taft.
 
Callista, please be mine forever.
When will I forsake you? Never.
Yes, I had a marriage spree,
But, Valentine, it stops at three.
 
It wasn’t up Santorum’s alley,
2 men smooching at his rally.
You've made your point, now go away.
Only Democrats are gay.
 
Advice down south for northern Mitt:
Be seen enjoying shrimp'n grits.
"Y'all" is good and NASCAR'S great.
Healthcare's bad and sushi's bait.
 
College is for snobs, Santorum?
Hard to hear the week of Purim.
I cannot speak for every Jew,
But education's helped a few.
 
Bit by penguin at the zoo,
What's a candidate to do?
Soon the bird wrote in his blog,
"Newt tastes like an underdog."