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From the UK Mail, a heartwarming description of Hugh Hefner's new voyage on the matrimonial sea: 

"The marriage proposal was apparently a rather romantic affair. On Christmas Eve, the couple watched a late-night movie together and then exchanged gifts: for him a framed photograph of their King Charles Spaniel, for her an engagement ring. 

‘She burst into tears,’ Hefner revealed on Twitter at the weekend. ‘This is the happiest Christmas in memory.’ "

I'll take him at his word here. 

After all, Mr. Hefner is 84. At the risk of being decried as an "age-ist," one is tempted to ponder just how many past Christmas mornings Hugh can remember. 

--Earl "Rosebud!" Merkel