HEADLINE: "Baseball Hall Of Fame eschews steroid users."
But allow me to paraphrase comedian (and genuis-level iconoclast) Lewis Black:
"Superhuman strength? The endurance of a thousand crazed Kenyans? The bodies of Greek gods?
"The question is NOT 'why were they using steroids?'
"The REAL question is 'why the hell aren't the rest of us?!!?'"
-- Earl Merkel