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O Madonna, Not Like A Virgin...
Definitely Not Like A Virgin...

News item: "After flashing her nipple in Turkey the other day, Madonna continued to strip down on the latest stop of her body part peep show tour by showing off her butt in Italy on Tuesday."

Actual story, sans tasteless (and, I'm sure, inaccurate) cartoon I couldn't resist using, is by TMZ at: http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/13/madonna-flashes-butt-rome-concert/

On the plus side, bum-flashing is no doubt less likely to create a stir in Italy, and far less probable to evoke a stoning than is nipple-slipping in Turkey. Well played, Madonna.