From our "Ambigious And/Or Ominous Headlines" -files, a tale of (I hope) simple misdirection...
Might I suggest they consult some kind of instructional manual? I suspect they're somehow just doing it ...well, wrong.
(Photo courtesy of HuffPo)
-- Earl Merkel
(POSTSCRIPT: Tho, admittedly, we do live in a "50 Shades" world now...)