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From our "Ambigious And/Or Ominous Headlines" -files, a tale of (I hope) simple misdirection...

Might I suggest they consult some kind of instructional manual? I suspect they're somehow just doing it ...well, wrong.

(Photo courtesy of HuffPo)

-- Earl Merkel

(POSTSCRIPT: Tho, admittedly, we do live in a "50 Shades" world now...)