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Government Efficiency, With His Own Orange Jumpsuit...
2nd District alibi.jpeg

Well, let's check the fingerprints before we buy this alibi...

But the "other" Paul McKinley certainly seems a natural to fill the now-vacant seat of Jesse Jackson Junior; efficiently, as noted in the photo caption, he comes pre-incarcerated, thus saving his IL 2nd District constituency the suspense of waiting for the inevitable indictment.

Ah, Illinois politics: ya gotta love it, or you'll constantly be wondering why you're not packing that moving van...

-- Earl Merkel

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