An "Intimacy Dress" that turns transparent when the wearer is "aroused"... measured by the increase in heart-beat rate?

Nope; nothing could go wrong with THIS concept.

Pardon me now. I must station myself at the top of the stair-well at my local mall. For no particular reason, of course.

Story at: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/02/21/introducing-a-dress-that-becomes-transparent-when-you-get-aroused.html

-- Earl Merkel