Having just (slowly) wended my way out of a parking lot where a bison-like "herd" of geese covered the "plains," I have now devised a plan for ending hunger in America.
Please call for details...
-- Earl Merkel
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(POSTSCRIPT: As a related benefit, after a glance at my tires, I believe I've also solved any global fertilizer-shortage problems. The Nobel committee should contact me through Kimberley Cameron Brody, my Long-Suffering agent, to schedule the prize award. --EM)
(POST-POSTSCRIPT: Yes, Faithful Reader-grammaticians, I initially tried "gaggle" here... but dammit, in the sentence-construction, "bison-like gaggle" sounded like a bovine throat ailment. --EM)