In case you are wondering, my typical day looks like this: I get up in the morning at 8:45 in my 200 square feet apartment and I usually leave home at 9AM. As I don’t groom myself that much except putting T-shirts on and brushing my teeth, I am very efficient in the morning.
Then I normally frown when I step out, totally annoyed by the consistent sunshine and good weather of Southern California. If it rained a lot like Seattle, I could at least blame the weather for my bad mood.
When I get to my office, I check Facebook and some Chinese social networking sites (where my friends in China go to) first, researching the newest jokes and pricks to amuse myself. If anyone has left a message for me in these networks, I am excited for a couple of hours. Then I browse news on some Chinese news site and check today’s stock market. Not that I care about the news or my stock investment, but this is a way to feel connected and alive.
Then around 10:30 or 11AM, I talk to my coworkers and pick some tasks that a high school graduate will easily tackle in a few hours and work on them. These awful and soul-eating chores are usually things like comparing a thousand numbers on one paper document with another thousand numbers on the computer screen and make sure they all match to the second decimal point; or inputting a thousand numbers from a paper document into a Microsoft PowerPoint document. I have developed good skills with these chores by pretending to be very busy and focused. As I said, I am intelligent. But in reality, I will mentally check out every 10 minutes as these tasks just bore me to death. Meanwhile, I check social networking sites and news sites over and over again just to feel current with the world affairs.
After a cheap and unhealthy microwave lunch it is the same things in the afternoon just as in the morning. I take off around 6PM, driving back home to have dinner. Before making myself some simple food for dinner, I usually shout in the kitchen: “Life sucks!” a couple of times and then start fixing my food.
After dinner, I retreat to the laptop and my comfortable black executive chair and check out some more irrelevant news online to fill my time, and to stay current with world affairs. But for a 29 year old divorced man, before long, human nature will usually lure me into some porn site. I typically prefer Asian ones. In a minute or less, the pupils in my eyes will enlarge due to excitement along with some other organ and I get aroused and skillfully masturbate to the climax of the day in about 2-3 hours. Yes, I usually skillfully delay the cum to maximize the pleasure. Then around midnight, I go to sleep. After the prolonged pleasure, I am usually very exhausted and have a sound sleep.
In eight hours another day will begin.
That is life.