where the writers are
FRANZ KAFKA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT

This is a hoot.
 
An added bonus is that Kafka was the first person to ever write about airplanes for a newspaper. He and his friend, Max Brod, attended an air show in Brescia, Italy on 11 September 1909. Kafka wrote an article about it for the Prague daily, Bohemia .
 
A second bonus (for me) is that this is from The Onion.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/pragues_franz_kafka_international?...