By that, I mean I will first perform surgery on someone's brain (any volunteers?), and then I will sail around the world. And fail. Tit for tat, don't you think?
[btw, "tit for tat" is a synonym, a literary device, used to convey the concept of payment in kind, or retaliation. I realize it seems to be accepted that anyone can be an author, but we do have our humble tools, some of which take a decade or five to learn how to use.]
Abby Sunderland will write a book
Abby Sunderland, 16, looks out from her sailboat, Wild Eyes Photo: AP
"All that's left of the voyage of Wild Eyes are my memories," says 16-year-old solo sailor Abby Sunderland, explaining why she plans to write a book.
Abby Sunderland, the 16-year-old who had hoped to become the youngest sailor to circumnavigate the globe solo, says she wants to write a book to memorialize her adventures on her boat Wild Eyes. http://www.csmonitor.com/Books/chapter-and-verse/2010/0614/Abby-Sunderland-will-write-a-book