OK, I don't want the cocaine. I sneeze enough already. But I would have thought I might get enough filthy lucre from having a best seller on Amazon that I might contemplate some sinful purchase. However, apparently not. Author Patrick Wensink, who actually has a best seller on Amazon, reveals that it is not a boat full of gravy. [DE]
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My novel shot to the top of the site's bestseller list last summer. You won't believe how little I got paid
In one more week I was going to be a millionaire.
At least, that was the rumor circulating around my wife’s family. One more week on Amazon’s best-seller list and I would have seven figures in the bank, easily. Her cousin had looked this fact up on the Internet, so it had to be true.“Please tell them that is nowhere near true,” I said. “But don’t tell them how much money I’m actually going to make.”“OK,” my wife said. “Can I tell them how many books you sold?”“Absolutely not.”“Why?”
I didn’t have a good answer. Secrecy seemed like the practical, professional response in times of success.It made me wonder where this writerly knee-jerk reaction comes from. It wasn’t that people would think I made too much money. The opposite, actually.