Well, well, look at you:
You just walked out of "The Avengers" movie and you're down about thirty bucks, what with admission, beverages and popcorn, parking on top of that. That's thirty bucks of your hard-earned money to see a bunch of buff actors, emoting to a green screen, throwing mock punches and strutting about in tights. Congratulations! Don't you feel smart?
No? The movie is really dumb, you say...then add defensively "of course, it was supposed to be dumb, it's based on a comic book, right?"
Wonderful. Thirty bucks for a stupid movie, filled with eye candy, everything (including Scarlett Johansen's boobs, in all likelihood) CGIed up the yin-yang, director Joss Whedon throwing in the proverbial kitchen sink in order to rationalize a budget north of $200 million.
Don't you ever feel ashamed of yourself? Don't you ever wonder if you're ever going to grow up and start craving real movies, featuring real people, with real problems?
Kids, I'm 48 years old and trying to act like it. I don't waste my time watching comic book movies, or franchise flicks, am immune to viral ad campaigns and would rather have my thumbs burned off with a blow torch than subject myself to footage shot by Michael Bay, JJ Abrams or Zac Snyder.
Life is too short to consign my brain to oblivion for 2 1/2 hours; I have better uses for it.
You are what you eat, see, read.
Thus, I'm very careful what I feed my body/mind/soul.
Keep your sugary, crappy convections to yourself.
As of now, I'm on a strict diet.
No fatty additives allowed.
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