I write way too much about online dating, but this blog topic suggestion immediately inspired a cherished memory of just that. It’s the kind of memory I like to pull out of my back pocket and share it with whomever seems like they will enjoy a good chuckle over someone else’s faulty spell checking.
Here is my story:
Poor Unassuming Dude Who Has No Idea He Will Be Made Fun Of For Years To Come: sends a wink.
Me: wink back.
PUDWHNIHWBMFOFYTC, or John for short: emails something funny enough for me to be encouraged to email back.
Me: womps him with my funniness.
John—direct quote: “You seem really interesting. I like that you remind me of my friends who live incontinently on the East Coast.”
Me: never responds, but proceeds to fall over in chair laughing and then spends the next few years sharing this story with anyone who will listen. Incontinently. Wow, that’s really inconvenient!