In light of the spiralling pomposity of politicians, the irreducibly sociopathic comportment of financiers, the indomitable incompetence of both, the invincibility of bigotry and xenophobia, the interminable conspiracy to create the world’s largest open-air lunatic asylum in the Middle East, and the compelling urge felt by communities the world over to scratch one another’s wounds in a symbiotic relationship of mutual irritation, Charles has retired to the top of a mountain somewhere in Southern Spain and won’t be coming down again until the world comes to its senses.
I spot a modest flaw in this proposal.
Perhaps not that long then.
Well into June, at least.
Causes Charles Davis Supports
Oxfam, Amnesty International, Greenpeace