Al Pennyback is hired to be bodyguard for an up and coming singer, Cindy Caton. She's been receiving threatening emails, and her manager also asks Al to find out who sent them. He travels with her and her entourage to Colombia where he has to contend with a snake in the bed and an unfortunately Cindy look alike who gets a knife in the back.
Back in the US, Al finds himself running out of time and suspects. He has to solve the case before Cindy becomes the next victim. Problem: Who is doing the dirt? Is it the gay singer with anger issues, or the Dolly Parton clone who might be in bed with foreign intelligence agents? Or is it the last person he might suspect?