Well, would you believe I logged on to the interweb to do a post about some of the things people are searching for when they stumble on my blogs, and discovered that Sarah Johnson of Reading the Past has been quicker off the mark! But anyway, here are my own favourites from the last month or so. We begin with the nonsensical ….
ancient rhinos in rance
Then there’s the faintly unnerving…
men in high heels
big old ladies getting it on
The not very specific…
This time next year it won’t matter
twas ever thus
The potentially more relevant than I would like to think…
embarrassing book trailer
crap wirral council
why is BT so crap?
when you think your book is crap
queen of high heels
nice clothes for laydes
hound of the d’urbervilles
My Quack Doctor blog gets lots of search engine traffic (though never a single comment - so, you know, do comment on it. If you want. You don’t have to. Just saying…) so here are some from that too:
borax secret skin water parasites
diseased Victorian family
scaly blotchy face instant cure
curering gray hair for age of 20
fat Victorian women
what is female attraction
That lot almost makes a poem. It says something profoundly moving about the human condition, I think. I dunno what exactly, but something.