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Bieber or Die

Justin Bieber? Well at least his name isn’t recognized by spell check… yet anyways.  Why is Bieber so famous?  It’s easy.  He is living the American dream.  We all want success that we don’t deserve and he is getting it.  Once he hits puberty will have to change his tune pun intended because he will lose his innocence.  His innocence is what lets him get by.  It’s cute when a young kid like him says that he, “loves,” a girl.  We forgive him his innocence in a sort of forgive Bieber, he knows not of what he speaks manner.  He is a sure ticket to sell whatever your business is.  Just put his name beside yours and presto sales.  I don’t think it will be quite as appropriate for him to team up with rappers such as Sean Kingston when he ages, but until then he will stay in the spotlight and be the theme of many jokes in days to come.