Listed and Demanded
To all government and corporate entities,
Especially those who do business in the inner city,
Herein lies the list of demands
As compiled by the members in good standing of
As it is written, so let it be.
In conjunction with our negotiations,
As per the buried truth that remains a mystery,
We, members of POOR, seek the following
To be delivered immediately
Or as close to it as possible:
And some kind of ribs.
The rich been living high off the hog
So it's about time that we do, too.
Trade in our Cadillac
For those made in foreign lands
By those who have foreign hands.
We want something different and classy.
We just not going to pay cash for it.
That just wouldn't be
Open up more parks and rec centers
in these neighborhoods.
We need more places
to buy drugs
to sell drugs
to do drugs
to sleep off our high.
That way the kids can see
All that we've become
And all that they can be.
We want fair compensation
For the "Blame Game."
And y'all know exactly what we we mean.
You wanna cut welfare
You wanna raise taxes
You wanna do what you wanna
You've already got the answer
If we are the ones you are naming,
If we are the ones you are blaming,
We feel that it is only right
That we be duly
Get us a free ride to Disneyland
for every liberator
for his old lady
and their kids, too.
The people of POOR have spoken.
We expect a response
within 48 hours.
Or, if that don't work,
Get it when you can get it.
Thus saith the
FYI: Please note the bearer of this document, in case things don't turn out as they're supposed to, is fine and okay with things just as they are as long as no charges may stem from this whole fiasco.