My favorite par of growing old... what did you say? You know I don't hear so good anymore, sonny!
What do you mean I should have known? You never told me! You mean today is Thursday? Already?
How do you expect me to get up there? You know I can't climb ladders anymore! You'll have to hire someone to do the gutters from now on.
Oh, really? I didn't see the sign, Officer! Is it posted in large print? I must have been watching my step on that slippery floor back there. Was that your coffee?
What does my age have to do with anything? Don't you know that experience is more important than looks?
No way! I didn't bring that much money! Why, I remember when a man could get a steak dinner with three sides, rolls and dessert for $7.99 and that was high! We'll have to use your card.
Oh, how embarrassing... I seem to have forgotten my PIN. Do you have your debit card on you?
That one up there, young man. Yep, way... up... there... on the top shelf. The blue one under the three red ones.
Senior citizens discount? Do I look that old?!!