From the Slope Oak (Iowa) Herald: (http://news.hunkydunk.com)
Several Slope Oak teens, diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactive disorder, have been swamping an Internet chat forum since school let out last month, filling the forum with anti-Obama conspiracy theories and generally annoying the adults.
"It's really funny," said Skippy McGee, who posts under the name "Obaminator". "I'm the most feared poster on the internet and I spend all day on summer vacation looking up stuff about Obama on websites like the Free Republic and World Net Daily and other ones like that and whatever I find about Obama I just copy and paste it and post it on this Political Discussion.com website and then I make some smartassed comment about Obama and then I call Timmy who posts with the name 'Obama is Satan', and then he sends a text message to Wally who posts under the name 'Osama Obama', and then he calls Jeffy who posts under the name 'Obama iz Gay' and then if nobody's done it yet, I'll send an e-mail to Pippy who posts under the name 'Suck the Devil's Toenail' and then we just, you know, crap all over Obama and everyone else in there who thinks that Obama is so cool when he isn't because he's really a Muslim and was born in Africa and they had to make a false birth certificate for him and he won't let anyone see his real birth certificate because it's a FAKE and besides that he really did have gay butt sex with a guy who said he had sex with Obama but Obama had the guy arrested for saying he had sex with Obama even though the warrant was for fraud and writing bad checks and stuff but that's just the manstream liberal media lying for Obama because he's their darling and they'll do anything to get him elected even lie for him and his wife who hates America because she's a racist who said 'Whitey' on a tape once at that church they went to for 20 years where they were all racists and hate America and microwaved an aborted fetus once a week and served it as communion but don't tell anyone I said that because that's the story we're gonna start ranking on tomorrow and that will be a riot and it will make everyone really mad and that'll show Mom and Dad for telling the school counselor that I need to be in a special class."
Then Skippy yelled at his little sister for standing too close to the computer, accused her of touching the keyboard, and stormed out of the room.
"I don't know why these kids hate Obama so much," said Melinda McGee, Skippy's mother. "If he gets elected and we get the universal health care, the price of Skippy's medicine will come way down. You think he'd appreciate that."
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