It took a lot of digging, listening to the right wing patriots who have been warning us all along, and very little thought on my part, but I think I’ve finally gotten to the bottom of this vast, worldwide, time travel conspiracy to take away our right to high cost health care and guns.  Some of this might sound a little wacky.  Bear with me.

In the year 2023, the Council for Foreign Relations, in consultation with the Illuminati and the Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy developed a diabolic scheme to go back in time and change the past to allow fruition of their nefarious aims.  After years of Pax Americana brought on by the successful democratization of the world thanks to the heroic efforts of George Bush “The Good” and the near elimination of all non-Christian theology, the few remaining leftists knew it was too late to implement change in their present day and age.  Any hope at bringing about their hoped-for socialist “utopia” rode on the back of the current leader of the Kenyan Communist Party — Barack Obama.  But to bring their plan to life, they would have to place this radical but angry black man in a position of power… AMERICAN power.

With the invention of time travel, they had their chance at last.  First, they had to go back to 1960 and force a white girl from the American midwest to copulate with Barack’s father… another angry black man from Kenya, whose heart seethed with hatred for all things holy and good.  In other words, a Muslim.  Knowing as they did that this young white girl hated her parents and would do this unspeakable thing, that part of it was easy.  But finding a hospital in America that would be willing to perform the profane Muslim anti-Baptismal reverse circumsision was tricky.  At first it looked like Hawaii would be a good place to try, but then someone remembered that Hawaii joined the Union in 1959.  A Muslim anti-Baptismal reverse circumcision (which adds to the penile length) was therefore, impossible on American soil.

The only place where such a hideous operation could be done in secrecy was Kenya.  So they got the baby’s grandmother to agree to host the child’s birth on a mud and straw pile next to a hut in Mombassa — technically not a part of Kenya at that time.  Birth announcements were placed in the Hawaiian newspapers shortly after the unh0ly birth and the proper hands were greased with large cash sums with instructions to “stick to the story if anyone asks… and they will.”

A band of heroic patriots tried to inform a foolishly duped electorate of Obama’s evil Muslim African birth, but blinded by their love of the man and common sense, they refused to heed the warnings.  Obama was sworn in as the 44th President.  And that’s when the plan was put into action.

They called it Health Care Reform.  But patriots knew it for what it was… a license to murder Sarah Palin’s baby (who the Council for Foreign Relations, in consultation with the Illuminati and the Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy understood was the much sought-after “Second Coming” of George “The Good” and, therefore, must be eliminated before coming of age).  This was accomplished when the youngster was dragged before a “Death Panel” in 2018 and dissolved in a vat of acid mixed with the tears of unborn, aborted children.

With no one to stand in their way, Obama rescinded the Constitution and declared himself “President For Life Obamus Maximus.”  Private industry was nationalized.  The banks were closed and burned.  Christian churches were burned, except for the Black Nationalist Religion’s basillicas, headed up by Pope Jeremiah the Wrighteous.  White people who “went along” were allowed to live unmolested as long as they paid their 96% tax rate uncomplainingly.  Muslims around the world cheered and ululated as one European capitol after another toppled, their legitimate governments erased and replaced by Sharia law.  As a result of “health insurance reform,” everyone reaching the age of 65 received a gold watch of gratitude for their years of government service (since all jobs were now GOVERNMENT jobs) before being ground and blended into a thick sauce to be poured — “Matrix” style — into the incubation tubes of the chosen fetuses allowed to grow and survive and become the next generation of “Obamalists.”

Every year on January 20, the anniversary of his ascension, Obama would sit on a throne atop a mound of broken crucifixes and aborted fetuses and drink a cup of hot blood from the hollowed out skull of John McCain.  And he would laugh.

It was an evil, ungody, BONE-chilling laugh.

If any of this had actually happened.  Which it WON’T as long as we REAL PATRIOTS STAND FIRM and KEEP the Monster Obama from taking that first (or is it the second?  The third?  I’ve lost count) step on the short and terrible march towards socialism.

Resist common sense!  Stand up for stupidity!  EMBRACE your bigotry and prejudice and fear!  OPPOSE that which human decency and compassion INSIST you embrace!

Oppose Health Care Reform!

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