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German Unity Sausage by Arnold Jansen op de Haar

Following the talks in Brussels, the front page of The Times showed David Cameron as Manneken Pis aiming at the head of Nicolas Sarkozy, and the next day someone remarked to me that Nicolas Sarkozy and Angela Merkel reminded her of Punch and Judy.

Would the true leader please stand up? Because that’s the problem: we’re missing a leader with a vision.

Mark Rutte, the Dutch Prime Minister, tried to convince David Cameron. They looked like two public schoolboys. Mark didn’t want to just let the boy who was being cold-shouldered by everyone walk away.

Besides, naughty Nicolas had refused to shake David’s hand. Actually, Mark wanted to stand up to bossy Angela, but she was the girl with the most pocket money. This girl financed his marbles, so it wasn’t possible.

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